Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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