I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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