grandma shit on top of the toilet
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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