He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
