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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest

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• (917): View more from New York City

  found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink

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  25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  i believe in u and ur pee

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