But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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