Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him