he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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