My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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