I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He had one of those small greek statue penises
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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