is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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