THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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