super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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