this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just want nice things and good sex
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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