Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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