i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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