do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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