wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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