I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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