Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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