i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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