we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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