sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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