she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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