Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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