YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Randomize
