Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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