That's intense
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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