Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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