Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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