he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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