I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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