it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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