Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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