Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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