you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i think i just lost a toe
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