Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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