I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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