My room smells like vodka and shame
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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