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You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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