fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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