Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
