I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Sext me about skeletons
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Randomize
