we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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