I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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