This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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