How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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