How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
