My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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