google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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