Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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