I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
