Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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