Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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