the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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