Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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