had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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