So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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