i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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