Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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